Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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