I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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