Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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