What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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