Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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