Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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