Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
3 2 1 whiskey
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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