My hair reeks of homosexuality.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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