great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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