your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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