Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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