suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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