I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
handjob tips. give me some.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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