Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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