It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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