so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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