lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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