It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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