take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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