she was so not down for the gang bang
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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