So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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