Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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