i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
