So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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