i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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