i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just forgot I was standing up.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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