I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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