Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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