I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
