i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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