dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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