I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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