MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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