i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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