omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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