HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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