I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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