I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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