you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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