The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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