Me too!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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