OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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