well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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