i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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