Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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