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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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