I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Randomize
