I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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