Apparently you make a good broom.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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