This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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