She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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