I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just invented taco cereal.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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