I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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