Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
