I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
