i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
